Category Archives: Signs of the Apocalypse

Signs that we are approaching the apocalypse, or as the Tea Partiers call it, the “End of Days”

North Korea Admits “Secret Crush” on U.S.

(Pyongyang, North Korea) Rogue state North Korea admitted today of a “secret crush” on its long time adversary, the United States. “Yes, it’s true,” It said, hanging its head. I could never it admit it before, even to myself. But … Continue reading

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Texas Arms All Nursery School Students

(Austin, TX) Expanding upon the “Guardian Program” in Wilbarger county that arms teachers, The State of Texas has now mandated training and arming all nursery school students. “So far the program has been very successful,” Explains Wil “Wild Bill” Wilkersen, … Continue reading

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Honey Boo Boo is CNN’s “Most Intriguing of 2012”

(Atlanta, GA) CNN.com surprised the journalistic world today by designating child beauty pagaent star Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson the Most Intriguing Person of 2012, edging out North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. The only other newsworthy figures were Trayvon … Continue reading

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Romney: I Will Bring America Prosperity During Last Days of Dying Earth

(Tampa, FL) Mitt Romney laid out his environmental policy at the Republican National Convention last night when he said, “President Obama promised to slow the rise of the oceans, and heal the planet. I promise to help you and your … Continue reading

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Tea Party: Baby Killers Vote For Socialism!

(Arcadia, Iowa) Local Tea Party spokesman and owner of the “Sniper Shop Gun ‘n Gas” convenience store Jim Harbinger today condemned the Supreme Court’s decision upholding the The Affordable Care Act. “This is it!” He fumed. “This means war!” “I’ll … Continue reading

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