Tag Archives: United States

North Korea Admits “Secret Crush” on U.S.

Posted on April 5, 2013 by troutboy

(Pyongyang, North Korea) Rogue state North Korea admitted today of a “secret crush” on its long time adversary, the United States. “Yes, it’s true,” It said, hanging its head. I could never it admit it before, even to myself. But … Continue reading →

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U.S. Says Gaddafi Must Go, Oil and Funky Hat Can Stay

Posted on July 19, 2011 by troutboy

  (Tripoli) In talks this weekend with representatives of Muammar Gaddafi’s government, U.S. officials have made clear that Gaddafi must go.  They have also made clear that his oil and distinctive, jaunty hat can stay. “Gaddafi is a ruthless dictator … Continue reading →

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U.S. Solution to Debt Crisis: Roll it over on Discover Card

Posted on July 15, 2011 by troutboy

(Washington) Democrats and Republicans have averted a fiscal crisis by announcing a plan to roll over 14 Trillion dollars of U.S. government debt onto a Discover card. After 5 days of intense negotiations, leaders of the two parties have been … Continue reading →

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Pakistani President Breaks Up With U.S. President By Text Message

Posted on May 11, 2011 by troutboy

  Last night, at approximately 6PM Eastern time and 3AM Karachi time, Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari broke up with U.S. President Barack Obama by text message. There was no official announcement of the breakup, but  unnamed intelligence sources leaked the following transcript: … Continue reading →

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