First they want to kill all the babies, now they want to force us to buy health insurance for all the babies…
(Arcadia, Iowa) Local Tea Party spokesman and owner of the “Sniper Shop Gun ‘n Gas” convenience store Jim Harbinger today condemned the Supreme Court’s decision upholding the The Affordable Care Act.
“This is it!” He fumed. “This means war!”
“I’ll be damned if some fancy lawyer in black robes is going to tell me I have to have health insurance! I don’t need it! My wife is trained as a nurse and she’s going to be tending to my needs while we’re in our heavily armed compound.”
“The Obongo government has no jurisdiction in the Land of Harbinger!”
“As for the people that get laid off when I close down my business, it’s their right under our system of government to buy health insurance if they have the money or die. I’m not going to get involved in that mess and neither should the government.”
“I’m just surprised the Chief Justice didn’t write his opinion in Chinese it was so Communist.”
“Dang! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to cash my disability check so I can buy so more ammo.”
