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Shittiest Movie in History Sparks WWIII

(Undisclosed Location) An anti-muslim film created by a man who calls himself “Sam Bacile” has caused riots in Libya and Egypt and is being blamed for a rocket attack that killed the U.S. Ambassador to Egypt. Mr. Bacile’s identity is … Continue reading

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Big Oil: Climate Change Real, Caused by Gays Stirring Up Fires of Hell

(Houston, TX) Executives of major oil companies, backed by a group of snivelling scientist-like experts, announced that they had finally come to the conclusion that climate change was indeed real and caused by humans. But unlike most Earth scientists, who … Continue reading

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Watch Our Video. Get Pissed. Get Our Kit. So We Can Invade Africa.

You’ve seen the video.  You’re angry.  We are too. That’s why we want you to watch our music video inspired by “Kony2012”. Now are you fired up?  Then register with the Fishington Cheesington Post for our “I’m Gungho for African Intervention … Continue reading

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Obama Admits “I’m Sending Military Advisors to Uganda to Protect the Oil”

(Washington, D.C.) President Obama said in a letter to Congress on Friday that he has authorized the deployment of 100 U.S. special forces to Uganda. But in what has been seen as a major gaffe, the President mistakenly sent the … Continue reading

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U.S. Says Gaddafi Must Go, Oil and Funky Hat Can Stay

  (Tripoli) In talks this weekend with representatives of Muammar Gaddafi’s government, U.S. officials have made clear that Gaddafi must go.  They have also made clear that his oil and distinctive, jaunty hat can stay. “Gaddafi is a ruthless dictator … Continue reading

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