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Tea Party: Baby Killers Vote For Socialism!

(Arcadia, Iowa) Local Tea Party spokesman and owner of the “Sniper Shop Gun ‘n Gas” convenience store Jim Harbinger today condemned the Supreme Court’s decision upholding the The Affordable Care Act. “This is it!” He fumed. “This means war!” “I’ll … Continue reading

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Satellite Falls from Space on Tea Party, But Thick Skulls Protect Them

(Washington, D.C.) NASA’s six-ton Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite fell from space today directly on the heads of Tea Party Representatives. As expected, the thickness of their skulls prevented any injury whatsoever. “We weren’t surprised that Tea Party members’ skulls would … Continue reading

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Republican Solution for Social Security: Stop Young People from Getting Older

(Tampa, FL) Throughout the Republican Presidential debate sponsored by CNN and the Tea Party, the candidates differed on exactly how to save the ailing Social Security system, but they did agree on two points: 1) seniors now in the system … Continue reading

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