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Romney: My Plan to Kill Bin Laden Would Have Involved Puppy Biscuits and a Sturdy Roof Rack

Posted on May 3, 2012 by troutboy

(New York, NY) During a visit to Ground Zero earlier today, Mitt Romney criticized what he called President Obama’s recent attempts to “politicize” the killing of Osama bin Laden by claiming Romney did not support the hunt for bin Laden. … Continue reading →

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Pakistani President Breaks Up With U.S. President By Text Message

Posted on May 11, 2011 by troutboy

  Last night, at approximately 6PM Eastern time and 3AM Karachi time, Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari broke up with U.S. President Barack Obama by text message. There was no official announcement of the breakup, but  unnamed intelligence sources leaked the following transcript: … Continue reading →

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Instead of Dropping Osama in the Water, Why Not Drop Water on Him?

Posted on May 3, 2011 by troutboy

Why go to all the time and trouble of hunting down Osama Bin Laden only to dump him in the water? The U.S. gov’t should have brought him back to these shores so people could verify this evil man was … Continue reading →

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Barack Osama Bin Laden: Birthers Were Right

Posted on April 27, 2011 by troutboy

This afternoon President Barack Osama Bin Laden released his official birth certificate, admitting he had not been born in Hawaii as he has previously maintained, but in Kandahar, Afghanistan. In addition, the president has revealed his true name, Barack Osama … Continue reading →

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