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Republicans: Why Fix the Roads When We’re Gonna Be Chasing Each Other Across the Desert in a “Mad Max”-Like Apocalyptic Nightmare?

Posted on November 4, 2011 by troutboy

(Washington, D.C.) Republicans have successfully blocked President Obama’s American Jobs Act, which included provisions for rebuilding the country’s infrastructure. According to Speaker of the House John Boehner, “…it’s not necessary anyway. Pretty soon we’re not going to need any roads … Continue reading →

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Jesus Flips off the Faithful, Calls off Rapture

Posted on May 18, 2011 by Doctor Tony

Who’s #1? I’m #1. Why? Because I’m Jesus.   Jesus Christ, son of God, he who died for your sins has just called off the rapture tentatively scheduled for May 21st. A mysterious tweet on Twitter appeared today which immediately … Continue reading →

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Barack Osama Bin Laden: Birthers Were Right

Posted on April 27, 2011 by troutboy

This afternoon President Barack Osama Bin Laden released his official birth certificate, admitting he had not been born in Hawaii as he has previously maintained, but in Kandahar, Afghanistan. In addition, the president has revealed his true name, Barack Osama … Continue reading →

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