Category Archives: Troutboy’s Blog

Cheney Given Heart Transplant But Denied New Soul

(Heaven) Although 71-year-old former Vice-President Dick Cheney has been successful in finding a heart donor and undergoing a successful transplant after 20 months on the waiting list, God has now denied his request for a new soul. “I just don’t … Continue reading

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Watch Our Video. Get Pissed. Get Our Kit. So We Can Invade Africa.

You’ve seen the video.  You’re angry.  We are too. That’s why we want you to watch our music video inspired by “Kony2012”. Now are you fired up?  Then register with the Fishington Cheesington Post for our “I’m Gungho for African Intervention … Continue reading

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Children and Teachers Eliminated from Schools: Deemed Unprofitable

Stress Academy Superintendent Eva Brown and her hedge fund husband Eric Grannels made the bold move of ridding their charter schools of all students and teachers. “They were cutting into our profits.” Noted Brown. “This way there will be more … Continue reading

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New “Trespassing Bill” to Protect Politicians From Dangers of Free Speech

(Washington, D.C.) The “Federal Restricted Buildings and Grounds Improvement Act” passed the House of Representatives by a margin of 399 to 3 on Monday and now has unanimously passed the Senate. This law is meant to do things like trying … Continue reading

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Study Finds Low I.Q. Linked to Conservatism and Racism; Fishington Cheesington Finds Joke Writes Itself

Huffington Post: Intelligence Study Links Low I.Q. To Prejudice, Racism, Conservatism

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