Stress Academy Student and Teacher Are Under the Gun "Test Test Test"
Stress Academy Superintendent Eva Brown and her hedge fund husband Eric Grannels made the bold move of ridding their charter schools of all students and teachers.
“They were cutting into our profits.” Noted Brown.
“This way there will be more money for computers and buildings. We are building a school of the Future! A Great and Shining School of the World that will ONE DAY RULE THE EARTH!”
“I’m sorry. Sometimes I get carried away. Now if you excuse me, I must get back to my bunker–I mean office.”
