Tag Archives: New York City

Children and Teachers Eliminated from Schools: Deemed Unprofitable

Stress Academy Superintendent Eva Brown and her hedge fund husband Eric Grannels made the bold move of ridding their charter schools of all students and teachers. “They were cutting into our profits.” Noted Brown. “This way there will be more … Continue reading

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Mayor Bloomberg Promises to Be “Out There With a Mop and Bucket” in Advance of Hurricane Irene

(New York City) In a press conference today, Mayor Bloomberg promised that the response to Hurricane Irene would be much better than that of the huge blizzard the crippled New York City this past winter. “I’m tired of people thinking … Continue reading

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Rants From the Cheeseman: Why NYC Won’t Chant USA!

After Bin Laden was killed, some out-of-towner got on the New York Subway to chant “USA! USA!” Now don’t get me wrong, I love this country. But true patriotism is more than chanting a slogan. But here’s why it means … Continue reading

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