Category Archives: Troutboy’s Blog

“I Was Talking About The American People Being Legitimately Raped by My Party…”

Posted on August 22, 2012 by troutboy

(St. Louis, MO) Rep. Todd Akin made a follow-up appearance on KTVI-TV today to explain his controversial comment that women who are “legitimately raped” do not get pregnant. “I mis-spoke and I’m terribly sorry. What I meant to say was … Continue reading →

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Romney Releases Plan for New White House

Posted on August 17, 2012 by troutboy

(La Jolla, California) Presidential candidate Mitt Romney today released his design for a floating White House. “If elected President, the first thing I will do is to move the seat of Presidential power from Washington to a custom-built yacht off … Continue reading →

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Release of iPhone 5 Delayed by Lazy Chinese Workers

Posted on July 13, 2012 by troutboy

(Longhua, Shenzhen Provence, China) Apple Computer’s new iPhone has been delayed indefinitely due to the overall laziness of Chinese workers. As Apple spokeswoman Gail Wombat pointed out: “Some investigators claim that workers at the factories where we make our iPhones … Continue reading →

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Romney Searches for Offshore Money — Swore He Left it Next to Bloomberg’s Cooler

Posted on July 5, 2012 by troutboy

(Bermuda) Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, on vacation in Bermuda from a successful week of fundraising, searched fruitlessly up and down the beach for several hundred million dollars he had stashed away. “Dog-gonnit, I know it was somewhere around here. I … Continue reading →

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Tea Party: Baby Killers Vote For Socialism!

Posted on June 29, 2012 by troutboy

(Arcadia, Iowa) Local Tea Party spokesman and owner of the “Sniper Shop Gun ‘n Gas” convenience store Jim Harbinger today condemned the Supreme Court’s decision upholding the The Affordable Care Act. “This is it!” He fumed. “This means war!” “I’ll … Continue reading →

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