Category Archives: Signs of the Apocalypse

Signs that we are approaching the apocalypse, or as the Tea Partiers call it, the “End of Days”

U.S. Solution to Debt Crisis: Roll it over on Discover Card

Posted on July 15, 2011 by troutboy

(Washington) Democrats and Republicans have averted a fiscal crisis by announcing a plan to roll over 14 Trillion dollars of U.S. government debt onto a Discover card. After 5 days of intense negotiations, leaders of the two parties have been … Continue reading →

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Rapture Preacher: God Talking With Mouth Full

Posted on May 22, 2011 by troutboy

  Harold Camping, the Christian radio broadcaster who predicted the world would end on May 21, 2011 admitted sheepishly from his California radio studio that he had been wrong about the date, but insisted it was only because God had … Continue reading →

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Jesus Flips off the Faithful, Calls off Rapture

Posted on May 18, 2011 by Doctor Tony

Who’s #1? I’m #1. Why? Because I’m Jesus.   Jesus Christ, son of God, he who died for your sins has just called off the rapture tentatively scheduled for May 21st. A mysterious tweet on Twitter appeared today which immediately … Continue reading →

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Hatch: After Oil Companies Squeeze Us Dry, Dogs Will Rule the Earth

Posted on May 12, 2011 by troutboy

In today’s Senate Finance Committee hearing, Senator Orrin Hatch unveiled Republicans’ plan to allow dogs to rule the earth. “Let’s face it, we’re running out of oil.  Pretty soon there will be none left.  We’ll be a bunch of zombies, fighting … Continue reading →

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Instead of Dropping Osama in the Water, Why Not Drop Water on Him?

Posted on May 3, 2011 by troutboy

Why go to all the time and trouble of hunting down Osama Bin Laden only to dump him in the water? The U.S. gov’t should have brought him back to these shores so people could verify this evil man was … Continue reading →

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