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Miscellaneous funny stuff

Health Care Plan to Cover Scanning Cats as Well as CAT scans

Posted on May 20, 2011 by troutboy

  Conservative think-tank The Heritage Foundation is up in arms about a little-known provision in the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (or Obamacare as it is prejoritavely called) to cover scanning cats as well as CAT scans. Tucked in … Continue reading →

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Kevorkian: Do Everything to Keep Me Alive, Damn It!

Posted on May 19, 2011 by troutboy

  Jack “Dr. Death” Kevorkian, the assisted suicide advocate has been hospitalized with pneumonia and kidney problems. In an apparent change of heart, the 82-year-old doctor announced that he wanted doctors to take every possible measure to keep him alive. … Continue reading →

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Jesus Flips off the Faithful, Calls off Rapture

Posted on May 18, 2011 by Doctor Tony

Who’s #1? I’m #1. Why? Because I’m Jesus.   Jesus Christ, son of God, he who died for your sins has just called off the rapture tentatively scheduled for May 21st. A mysterious tweet on Twitter appeared today which immediately … Continue reading →

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Arrest Warrant Issued for Gaddafi

Posted on May 16, 2011 by troutboy

The International Criminal Court ordered the arrest of Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi Monday, citing attacks on his own citizens and other crimes against humanity. Deputy Barney Fife of Maryberry, NC has been charged with apprehending the suspect. “Now the way … Continue reading →

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Pakistani President Breaks Up With U.S. President By Text Message

Posted on May 11, 2011 by troutboy

  Last night, at approximately 6PM Eastern time and 3AM Karachi time, Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari broke up with U.S. President Barack Obama by text message. There was no official announcement of the breakup, but  unnamed intelligence sources leaked the following transcript: … Continue reading →

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