Watch Our Video. Get Pissed. Get Our Kit. So We Can Invade Africa.

You’ve seen the video.  You’re angry.  We are too.

That’s why we want you to watch our music video inspired by “Kony2012”.

Now are you fired up?  Then register with the Fishington Cheesington Post for our “I’m Gungho for African Intervention Even Though I Don’t Know Anything About The Situation Kit(TM)”

Fish and Cheese Presents the:  "I'm Gungho for African Intervention  Even Though I Don't Know Anything  About The Situation" Kit(TM)

With the “I’m Gungho for African Intervention Even Though I Don’t Know Anything About The Situation Kit(TM)”

You get:

  • A Map of Africa (You’re going to need it, since Kony hasn’t been in Uganda for years!)
  • A Gun!
  • A “Peace? Man, That’s So 60’s” T-Shirt
  • A Handy Guide “How to Tell Which People You Should Kill From Which Ones You Shouldn’t, and What to do When You Realize the People That Live There Probably Don’t Want Us There.”
  • A Personal “Thank You” Note From Each Oil Company Chomping at the Bit for That Ugandan Oil!
  • A List of Other Issues You Are Being Distracted From, Like Global Warming, Unemployment, Hunger, Politics in Your Own Neighborhood, City, State or Country, Governments Spying on Us, Corporations Spying on Us, and Don’t Forget Corrupt Politicians and Financial Institutions.
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Children and Teachers Eliminated from Schools: Deemed Unprofitable

Stress Academy Student and Teacher

Stress Academy Student and Teacher Are Under the Gun "Test Test Test"

Stress Academy Superintendent Eva Brown and her hedge fund husband Eric Grannels made the bold move of ridding their charter schools of all students and teachers.

“They were cutting into our profits.” Noted Brown.

“This way there will be more money for computers and buildings. We are building a school of the Future! A Great and Shining School of the World that will ONE DAY RULE THE EARTH!”

“I’m sorry. Sometimes I get carried away. Now if you excuse me, I must get back to my bunker–I mean office.”

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New “Trespassing Bill” to Protect Politicians From Dangers of Free Speech

XL Pipeline protest outside White House

Under the law, any building or grounds where the president is visiting — even temporarily — is covered, as is any building or grounds “restricted in conjunction with an event designated as a special event of national significance."

Rick Santorum hit with glitter-bomb

He seems to actually like getting hit with magic fairy dust. Strange that after this new law was passed about protesting near people with secret service protection, Santorum asked for that same protection.

(Washington, D.C.) The “Federal Restricted Buildings and Grounds Improvement Act” passed the House of Representatives by a margin of 399 to 3 on Monday and now has unanimously passed the Senate.

This law is meant to do things like trying to get on the White House lawn a felony. Ok, I get that. But it also says causing a disturbance around people with Secret Service protection or “an event designated as a special event of national significance” is a no-no.

So now I’m can face ten years in the slammer for glitter-bombing Santorum?

What the hell, it might be worth it.

HR 347
2-28-11, House Passed Bill (2/3 Required), 399-3
Referred to Senate Committee on the Judiciary

112th CONGRESS
1st Session

H. R. 347

IN THE SENATE OF THE UNITED STATES

March 1, 2011

Received; read twice and referred to the Committee on the Judiciary

AN ACT

To correct and simplify the drafting of section 1752 (relating to restricted buildings or grounds) of title 18, United States Code.

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,

SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.

This Act may be cited as the `Federal Restricted Buildings and Grounds Improvement Act of 2011′.

SEC. 2. RESTRICTED BUILDING OR GROUNDS.

Section 1752 of title 18, United States Code, is amended to read as follows:

`Sec. 1752. Restricted building or grounds

`(a) Whoever–

`(1) knowingly enters or remains in any restricted building or grounds without lawful authority to do so;

`(2) knowingly, and with intent to impede or disrupt the orderly conduct of Government business or official functions, engages in disorderly or disruptive conduct in, or within such proximity to, any restricted building or grounds when, or so that, such conduct, in fact, impedes or disrupts the orderly conduct of Government business or official functions;

`(3) knowingly, and with the intent to impede or disrupt the orderly conduct of Government business or official functions, obstructs or impedes ingress or egress to or from any restricted building or grounds; or

`(4) knowingly engages in any act of physical violence against any person or property in any restricted building or grounds;

or attempts or conspires to do so, shall be punished as provided in subsection (b).

`(b) The punishment for a violation of subsection (a) is–

`(1) a fine under this title or imprisonment for not more than 10 years, or both, if–

`(A) any person, during and in relation to the offense, uses or carries a deadly or dangerous weapon or firearm; or

`(B) the offense results in significant bodily injury as defined by section 2118(e)(3); and

`(2) a fine under this title or imprisonment for not more than one year, or both, in any other case.

`(c) In this section–

`(1) the term `restricted buildings or grounds’ means any posted, cordoned off, or otherwise restricted area–

`(A) of the White House or its grounds, or the Vice President’s official residence or its grounds;

`(B) of a building or grounds where the President or other person protected by the Secret Service is or will be temporarily visiting; or

`(C) of a building or grounds so restricted in conjunction with an event designated as a special event of national significance; and

`(2) the term `other person protected by the Secret Service’ means any person whom the United States Secret Service is authorized to protect under section 3056 of this title when such person has not declined such protection.’.

Passed the House of Representatives February 28, 2011.

Attest:

KAREN L. HAAS,

Clerk.

END

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1 Million Irish Setters Against Mitt Romney On FaceBook

A guy who would strap his dog on top of the car for a 12-hour drive to Canada is just the kind of heartless bastard we need in the White House!

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Study Finds Low I.Q. Linked to Conservatism and Racism; Fishington Cheesington Finds Joke Writes Itself

Lady holding sign - The Zoo Has an African and the White House Has a Lyin' African

More brilliant political commentary from a Tea Party member


Huffington Post: Intelligence Study Links Low I.Q. To Prejudice, Racism, Conservatism

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