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Republicans Release Obama’s Zombie Plan to Dominate the World

Posted on July 8, 2012 by troutboy

(Washington, D.C.) Speaker of the House John Boehner today released documentary proof that not only was Obama not born in the U.S., he is also a far-left socialist and a a zombie with plans to dominate the world by eating … Continue reading →

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Romney Searches for Offshore Money — Swore He Left it Next to Bloomberg’s Cooler

Posted on July 5, 2012 by troutboy

(Bermuda) Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, on vacation in Bermuda from a successful week of fundraising, searched fruitlessly up and down the beach for several hundred million dollars he had stashed away. “Dog-gonnit, I know it was somewhere around here. I … Continue reading →

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Tea Party: Baby Killers Vote For Socialism!

Posted on June 29, 2012 by troutboy

(Arcadia, Iowa) Local Tea Party spokesman and owner of the “Sniper Shop Gun ‘n Gas” convenience store Jim Harbinger today condemned the Supreme Court’s decision upholding the The Affordable Care Act. “This is it!” He fumed. “This means war!” “I’ll … Continue reading →

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Pranksters Toilet Paper “Free Trade” Negotiations

Posted on May 18, 2012 by troutboy

(Dallas, TX) Prankster group The Yes Men disrupted a meeting of the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) trade negotiations in Dallas by posing as businessmen and presenting Ron Kirk, U.S. Trade Representative with the “2012 Corporate Power Tool Award.” After Kirk accepts … Continue reading →

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JP Morgan Lose $2 Billion on Risky Bets Meant to Reduce Risk on Bets That Other Companies Made. Or Something Like That.

Posted on May 11, 2012 by troutboy

Oh, Oh, Oh, Jamie’s Cryin’ (New York, NY) CEO Jamie Dimon disclosed Thursday that JP Morgan has sustained $2 Billion in trading losses. The losses were caused by huge bets in Credit Default Swaps, the complicated insurance-like bets in credit … Continue reading →

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