Author Archives: troutboy

Watch Our Video. Get Pissed. Get Our Kit. So We Can Invade Africa.

Posted on March 22, 2012 by troutboy

You’ve seen the video.  You’re angry.  We are too. That’s why we want you to watch our music video inspired by “Kony2012”. Now are you fired up?  Then register with the Fishington Cheesington Post for our “I’m Gungho for African Intervention … Continue reading →

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Children and Teachers Eliminated from Schools: Deemed Unprofitable

Posted on March 3, 2012 by troutboy

Stress Academy Superintendent Eva Brown and her hedge fund husband Eric Grannels made the bold move of ridding their charter schools of all students and teachers. “They were cutting into our profits.” Noted Brown. “This way there will be more … Continue reading →

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New “Trespassing Bill” to Protect Politicians From Dangers of Free Speech

Posted on March 1, 2012 by troutboy

(Washington, D.C.) The “Federal Restricted Buildings and Grounds Improvement Act” passed the House of Representatives by a margin of 399 to 3 on Monday and now has unanimously passed the Senate. This law is meant to do things like trying … Continue reading →

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1 Million Irish Setters Against Mitt Romney On FaceBook

Posted on February 21, 2012 by troutboy

A guy who would strap his dog on top of the car for a 12-hour drive to Canada is just the kind of heartless bastard we need in the White House!

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Study Finds Low I.Q. Linked to Conservatism and Racism; Fishington Cheesington Finds Joke Writes Itself

Posted on February 2, 2012 by troutboy

Huffington Post: Intelligence Study Links Low I.Q. To Prejudice, Racism, Conservatism

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