Category Archives: Troutboy’s Blog

U.S. Solution to Debt Crisis: Roll it over on Discover Card

Posted on July 15, 2011 by troutboy

(Washington) Democrats and Republicans have averted a fiscal crisis by announcing a plan to roll over 14 Trillion dollars of U.S. government debt onto a Discover card. After 5 days of intense negotiations, leaders of the two parties have been … Continue reading →

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TV’s Horshak: I Caused the Original Weinergate!

Posted on June 8, 2011 by troutboy

Sweathog Arnold Horshak disclosed today on his blog how he created the original Weinergate back in 1978 when he sent a picture of his bulging manhood in Mr. Kotter’s homeroom class to Rosalie “Hotsie” Totsie.       Of course, … Continue reading →

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Al-Qaeda: We Should Have Made Backups

Posted on May 9, 2011 by troutboy

A senior spokesman for Al-Qaeda admitted today that the terrorist organization had no backups for the data seized after the May 1st raid on Osama Bin Laden’s compound in Pakistan. “I know we should have had backups.”  said Al-Qaeda’s Senior … Continue reading →

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Michelle Rhee: For Teacher Appreciation Week, Let’s Push for Lower Pay and Benefits

Posted on May 4, 2011 by troutboy

Hi, I’m Michelle Rhee, former D.C. public school chancellor and founder of the organization Students First. It was during my long three years of teaching that I came across a great way of dealing with students.  Taping their mouths shut!* … Continue reading →

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Instead of Dropping Osama in the Water, Why Not Drop Water on Him?

Posted on May 3, 2011 by troutboy

Why go to all the time and trouble of hunting down Osama Bin Laden only to dump him in the water? The U.S. gov’t should have brought him back to these shores so people could verify this evil man was … Continue reading →

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