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Satellite Falls from Space on Tea Party, But Thick Skulls Protect Them

(Washington, D.C.) NASA’s six-ton Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite fell from space today directly on the heads of Tea Party Representatives. As expected, the thickness of their skulls prevented any injury whatsoever. “We weren’t surprised that Tea Party members’ skulls would … Continue reading

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Federal Reserve to Combat Double-Dip Recession With Yummy French Dips

(Washingto, D.C.) Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke admitted today the U.S. was headed for a dreaded “double dip” depression. He predicted that the double-dip recession, although prolonged, would be “divinely delicious and thoroughly satisfying.” “The Federal Reserve is committed to … Continue reading

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Republican Solution for Social Security: Stop Young People from Getting Older

(Tampa, FL) Throughout the Republican Presidential debate sponsored by CNN and the Tea Party, the candidates differed on exactly how to save the ailing Social Security system, but they did agree on two points: 1) seniors now in the system … Continue reading

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Mayor Bloomberg Promises to Be “Out There With a Mop and Bucket” in Advance of Hurricane Irene

(New York City) In a press conference today, Mayor Bloomberg promised that the response to Hurricane Irene would be much better than that of the huge blizzard the crippled New York City this past winter. “I’m tired of people thinking … Continue reading

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Meet the Budget Super Committee – the Super Friends!

The so-called “Super Committee” made up of Democratic and Republican congresspeople, has just been revealed. The committee consists of: Aquaman Batman Robin Superman Wonder Woman The Flash Assisting them will be Wendy and Marvin, the Wonder Twins, and for added … Continue reading

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