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Fourth Woman Comes Forward, Calls Cain a “Party Crasher, Panty Snatcher”

“Then he tried to get me into a back room so he could show me his “9-9-9″ plan. I was shocked. Everybody knows that’s just another version of the tired old flat tax plan that won’t help anybody except the … Continue reading

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Republicans: Why Fix the Roads When We’re Gonna Be Chasing Each Other Across the Desert in a “Mad Max”-Like Apocalyptic Nightmare?

(Washington, D.C.) Republicans have successfully blocked President Obama’s American Jobs Act, which included provisions for rebuilding the country’s infrastructure. According to Speaker of the House John Boehner, “…it’s not necessary anyway. Pretty soon we’re not going to need any roads … Continue reading

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African Refugees Sympathize with Suburbanites Who Suffered Through Early Snow

(Addis Abbaba, Ethiopia) Dalmar Bahdoon, a 27 year old Somali man, wiped his brow as he waiting in line for a bowl of gruel at one of many Ethiopian refugee camps that have opened up due to the extreme drought … Continue reading

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53 Percenters Agree: Be Glad You’re Still Above the Poverty Line

Hi, I’m Erick Erickson, founder of Redstate.org and the “We are the 53 Percent” movement. I’m a paid commentator on CNN. I have a radio gig. I have two houses. I’m an average Joe. Look, I’m tired of people pointing … Continue reading

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Obama Admits “I’m Sending Military Advisors to Uganda to Protect the Oil”

(Washington, D.C.) President Obama said in a letter to Congress on Friday that he has authorized the deployment of 100 U.S. special forces to Uganda. But in what has been seen as a major gaffe, the President mistakenly sent the … Continue reading

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