Category Archives: Political Comedy

Funny stuff about politics

Tea Bagger Blogger: I Have a List of Anti-American Weiners!

(And X-rated pics too!!!)     Conservative Tea-Party lovin’ blogger (and self-styled “Matt Drudge’s bitch) Andrew Breitbart recently took a page from Joe McCarthy, saying he had an “x-rated picture” of disgraced Rep. Anthony Weiner.   Of course, conveniently, he can’t … Continue reading

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Secretary of Defense Says Pakistan Should “Go To Its Room”

  Secretary of Defense Robert Gates told reporters today that Pakistan should “go to its room.” “Pakistan knew Bin Laden was there.  Don’t tell me it didn’t.  That’s why I sent it up to its room.”   “I realize it was … Continue reading

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Hatch: After Oil Companies Squeeze Us Dry, Dogs Will Rule the Earth

In today’s Senate Finance Committee hearing, Senator Orrin Hatch unveiled Republicans’ plan to allow dogs to rule the earth. “Let’s face it, we’re running out of oil.  Pretty soon there will be none left.  We’ll be a bunch of zombies, fighting … Continue reading

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Pakistani President Breaks Up With U.S. President By Text Message

  Last night, at approximately 6PM Eastern time and 3AM Karachi time, Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari broke up with U.S. President Barack Obama by text message. There was no official announcement of the breakup, but  unnamed intelligence sources leaked the following transcript: … Continue reading

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Al-Qaeda: We Should Have Made Backups

A senior spokesman for Al-Qaeda admitted today that the terrorist organization had no backups for the data seized after the May 1st raid on Osama Bin Laden’s compound in Pakistan. “I know we should have had backups.”  said Al-Qaeda’s Senior … Continue reading

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