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Instead of Dropping Osama in the Water, Why Not Drop Water on Him?

Posted on May 3, 2011 by troutboy

Why go to all the time and trouble of hunting down Osama Bin Laden only to dump him in the water? The U.S. gov’t should have brought him back to these shores so people could verify this evil man was … Continue reading →

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It’s Official! Royal Family, UK Now Subsidiaries of China Mobile Ltd.

Posted on April 29, 2011 by troutboy

In a widely expected move, China Mobile Limited announced its takeover of the British Royal Family and the entire UK. “We felt this was a good move for the continuing expansion of the company.”  Mr. Jianzhou said from his office … Continue reading →

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Why Viciously Killing People Will Teach Those Who Viciously Kill

Posted on April 28, 2011 by troutboy

A fifteen-year-old boy was murdered in Florida recently by five teens and one adult. The boy, Seath Tyler Jackson, was beat and shot to death, his body stuffed inside a sleeping bag and burned in a pit behind a trailer. … Continue reading →

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Barack Osama Bin Laden: Birthers Were Right

Posted on April 27, 2011 by troutboy

This afternoon President Barack Osama Bin Laden released his official birth certificate, admitting he had not been born in Hawaii as he has previously maintained, but in Kandahar, Afghanistan. In addition, the president has revealed his true name, Barack Osama … Continue reading →

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Obama’s Budget Forces Air Force to Hold Bakesale

Posted on April 15, 2011 by troutboy

In order to help close the budget deficit, President Obama has ordered the Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates to make $400 billion in spending cuts through 2023. As a result, Gates announced Thursday that the Air Force has been forced … Continue reading →

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