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Hatch: After Oil Companies Squeeze Us Dry, Dogs Will Rule the Earth

Posted on May 12, 2011 by troutboy

In today’s Senate Finance Committee hearing, Senator Orrin Hatch unveiled Republicans’ plan to allow dogs to rule the earth. “Let’s face it, we’re running out of oil.  Pretty soon there will be none left.  We’ll be a bunch of zombies, fighting … Continue reading →

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Pakistani President Breaks Up With U.S. President By Text Message

Posted on May 11, 2011 by troutboy

  Last night, at approximately 6PM Eastern time and 3AM Karachi time, Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari broke up with U.S. President Barack Obama by text message. There was no official announcement of the breakup, but  unnamed intelligence sources leaked the following transcript: … Continue reading →

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Raj Rajaratnam Found Guilty of Insider Trading, Having First Name That’s Subset of Last Name

Posted on May 11, 2011 by troutboy

  Raj Rajaratnam, head of the hedge fund Galleon Group was found guilty of conspiracy, securities fraud and having a first name that’s a subset of his last name. “Maybe this will send a message to inside traders and to people who … Continue reading →

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Al-Qaeda: We Should Have Made Backups

Posted on May 9, 2011 by troutboy

A senior spokesman for Al-Qaeda admitted today that the terrorist organization had no backups for the data seized after the May 1st raid on Osama Bin Laden’s compound in Pakistan. “I know we should have had backups.”  said Al-Qaeda’s Senior … Continue reading →

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Michelle Rhee: For Teacher Appreciation Week, Let’s Push for Lower Pay and Benefits

Posted on May 4, 2011 by troutboy

Hi, I’m Michelle Rhee, former D.C. public school chancellor and founder of the organization Students First. It was during my long three years of teaching that I came across a great way of dealing with students.  Taping their mouths shut!* … Continue reading →

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