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U.S. Solution to Debt Crisis: Roll it over on Discover Card

(Washington) Democrats and Republicans have averted a fiscal crisis by announcing a plan to roll over 14 Trillion dollars of U.S. government debt onto a Discover card. After 5 days of intense negotiations, leaders of the two parties have been … Continue reading

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Obama Visits Puerto Rico, Has Hand on Wallet Whole Time

President Obama recently made the first official Presidential visit to Puerto Rico in fifty years, keeping his hand on his wallet the whole time. “Look, you might call it prejudiced, but unemployment is 16% there.  Who knows what might happen. … Continue reading

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TV’s Horshak: I Caused the Original Weinergate!

Sweathog Arnold Horshak disclosed today on his blog how he created the original Weinergate back in 1978 when he sent a picture of his bulging manhood in Mr. Kotter’s homeroom class to Rosalie “Hotsie” Totsie.       Of course, … Continue reading

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Tea Bagger Blogger: I Have a List of Anti-American Weiners!

(And X-rated pics too!!!)     Conservative Tea-Party lovin’ blogger (and self-styled “Matt Drudge’s bitch) Andrew Breitbart recently took a page from Joe McCarthy, saying he had an “x-rated picture” of disgraced Rep. Anthony Weiner.   Of course, conveniently, he can’t … Continue reading

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Mac and PC Announce Same-Sex Wedding

  This afternoon Mac and PC stunned techno geeks everywhere by announcing they will be wed on June 11th of this year. “We’re ecstatic!” proclaimed Mac from Apple headquarters in Cupertino, California. “Can’t wait!” PC chimed in, playfully punching Mac … Continue reading

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