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Republicans: Why Fix the Roads When We’re Gonna Be Chasing Each Other Across the Desert in a “Mad Max”-Like Apocalyptic Nightmare?
(Washington, D.C.) Republicans have successfully blocked President Obama’s American Jobs Act, which included provisions for rebuilding the country’s infrastructure. According to Speaker of the House John Boehner, “…it’s not necessary anyway. Pretty soon we’re not going to need any roads … Continue reading
African Refugees Sympathize with Suburbanites Who Suffered Through Early Snow
(Addis Abbaba, Ethiopia) Dalmar Bahdoon, a 27 year old Somali man, wiped his brow as he waiting in line for a bowl of gruel at one of many Ethiopian refugee camps that have opened up due to the extreme drought … Continue reading
53 Percenters Agree: Be Glad You’re Still Above the Poverty Line
Hi, I’m Erick Erickson, founder of Redstate.org and the “We are the 53 Percent” movement. I’m a paid commentator on CNN. I have a radio gig. I have two houses. I’m an average Joe. Look, I’m tired of people pointing … Continue reading
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Tagged elderly, Erick Erickson, let them eat cake, occupy wall street, poor, We are the 53 Percent
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Drunk Frenchmen Cause Courthouse Security Scare
(San Antonio, Texas) Five Arab-looking guys caused a security alarm when they broke into the Bexar County Courthouse wearing sombreros. The five men, later identified as French citizens visiting on visas, started running around and at one point grabbed a … Continue reading
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Tagged courthouse, Dirty Sanchez, enhanced interrogation techniques, Frenchmen, gonads, prank, San Antonio, sombrero
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Obama Admits “I’m Sending Military Advisors to Uganda to Protect the Oil”
(Washington, D.C.) President Obama said in a letter to Congress on Friday that he has authorized the deployment of 100 U.S. special forces to Uganda. But in what has been seen as a major gaffe, the President mistakenly sent the … Continue reading
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Tagged Congress, Joseph Kory, obama, oil, Uganda, wag the dog
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