Cookies and Smileys vs. Tomahawks

Well, we’re at war with Libya.  Could it be because 80% of Europe’s Oil comes from Libya?

If we cared so much about the Libyan people, why didn’t we invade the Sudan, where hundreds of thousands of people died?

Because the Chinese controlled Sudan’s oil already.

In the Sudan, Obama’s special envoy , retired Air Force Maj. Gen. J. Scott Gration once actually said about the Sudanese government:

“We’ve got to think about giving out cookies,” said Gration, who was appointed in March. “Kids, countries — they react to gold stars, smiley faces, handshakes, agreements, talk, engagement.”

But now when our European friends’ oil spigot is turned off we’re sending

tomahawk missile s

instead of

Gold Stars.

 

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One Response to Cookies and Smileys vs. Tomahawks

  1. Doctor Tony says:

    My third grade teacher once put a little star on my eighthead when I finished 2nd in the speeling bee. It wasn’t a gold star. i think it was red.

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