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Terrorist Tries to Destroy U.S. Economy, Finds Wall Street Beat Him to It

Posted on October 19, 2012 by troutboy

(New York, NY) Outside New York criminal court, 21-year-old accused terrorist Quazi Mohammad Rezwanul Ahsan Nafis was shaking his head. “My aim was to do something big. I hoped to bring down the U.S. economy. But I found out soon … Continue reading →

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Terrorist Threatens to Kill David Letterman

Posted on August 18, 2011 by troutboy

A man named Umar al-Basrawi posted a threat on an Internet forum against David Letterman, asking if there was anyone who would “would to cut the tongue of this lowly Jew and shut it forever?” I thought Jay Leno might … Continue reading →

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Rants From the Cheeseman: Why NYC Won’t Chant USA!

Posted on August 8, 2011 by troutboy

After Bin Laden was killed, some out-of-towner got on the New York Subway to chant “USA! USA!” Now don’t get me wrong, I love this country. But true patriotism is more than chanting a slogan. But here’s why it means … Continue reading →

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Al-Qaeda: We Should Have Made Backups

Posted on May 9, 2011 by troutboy

A senior spokesman for Al-Qaeda admitted today that the terrorist organization had no backups for the data seized after the May 1st raid on Osama Bin Laden’s compound in Pakistan. “I know we should have had backups.”  said Al-Qaeda’s Senior … Continue reading →

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