Tag Archives: Romney

Editorial: “Snarky Blog Posts Key to Obama’s Success”

Well Obama has prevailed and has now been re-elected as President of the United States. His victory could be attributed to many things: his oratory skills, his excellent grass roots political campaign, his grasp of the issues. But we here … Continue reading

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Romney Lowers Expectations: Election “Not Really About Getting Elected”

(Denver, CO) Mitt Romney, in an effort to lower expectations about the upcoming Presidential debates, has pointed out that the election is “not really about getting elected.” “It doesn’t matter who does well, it doesn’t matter who scores the most … Continue reading

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Fishington Cheesington Obtains Romney’s TurboTax Files From Hacker!

(La Jolla, CA) The Fishington Cheesington Post, with help from the Anonymous hacker group (AKA high school sophomore Billy Pemberton of Peekskill, NY), has obtained Mitt Romney’s 2010 TurboTax files stored on his computer’s hard drive. The fact that Mr. … Continue reading

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Romney: I Will Bring America Prosperity During Last Days of Dying Earth

(Tampa, FL) Mitt Romney laid out his environmental policy at the Republican National Convention last night when he said, “President Obama promised to slow the rise of the oceans, and heal the planet. I promise to help you and your … Continue reading

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Romney Releases Plan for New White House

(La Jolla, California) Presidential candidate Mitt Romney today released his design for a floating White House. “If elected President, the first thing I will do is to move the seat of Presidential power from Washington to a custom-built yacht off … Continue reading

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