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Romney: I Will Bring America Prosperity During Last Days of Dying Earth

(Tampa, FL) Mitt Romney laid out his environmental policy at the Republican National Convention last night when he said, “President Obama promised to slow the rise of the oceans, and heal the planet. I promise to help you and your … Continue reading

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Hatch: After Oil Companies Squeeze Us Dry, Dogs Will Rule the Earth

In today’s Senate Finance Committee hearing, Senator Orrin Hatch unveiled Republicans’ plan to allow dogs to rule the earth. “Let’s face it, we’re running out of oil.  Pretty soon there will be none left.  We’ll be a bunch of zombies, fighting … Continue reading

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