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Federal Reserve to Combat Double-Dip Recession With Yummy French Dips

(Washingto, D.C.) Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke admitted today the U.S. was headed for a dreaded “double dip” depression. He predicted that the double-dip recession, although prolonged, would be “divinely delicious and thoroughly satisfying.” “The Federal Reserve is committed to … Continue reading

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Michele Bachmann’s Job Plan: Bring Back the Industrial Revolution

(Washington, D.C.) In her rebuttal President Obama’s speech on job creation before a joint session of Congress yesterday, Michele Bachmann criticized Obama’s speech for being vague rhetoric and instead suggested a more specific “nine point plan” for job growth: 1) … Continue reading

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It’s Official! Royal Family, UK Now Subsidiaries of China Mobile Ltd.

In a widely expected move, China Mobile Limited announced its takeover of the British Royal Family and the entire UK. “We felt this was a good move for the continuing expansion of the company.”  Mr. Jianzhou said from his office … Continue reading

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