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Release of iPhone 5 Delayed by Lazy Chinese Workers

Posted on July 13, 2012 by troutboy

(Longhua, Shenzhen Provence, China) Apple Computer’s new iPhone has been delayed indefinitely due to the overall laziness of Chinese workers. As Apple spokeswoman Gail Wombat pointed out: “Some investigators claim that workers at the factories where we make our iPhones … Continue reading →

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It’s Official! Royal Family, UK Now Subsidiaries of China Mobile Ltd.

Posted on April 29, 2011 by troutboy

In a widely expected move, China Mobile Limited announced its takeover of the British Royal Family and the entire UK. “We felt this was a good move for the continuing expansion of the company.”  Mr. Jianzhou said from his office … Continue reading →

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