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U.S. Military: Despite Budget Cuts, U.S. Will Still Have Biggest Penis in the World

(Washington, D.C.) U.S.Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta outlined a plan to cut the Defense budget by nearly $500 billion dollars. However, Mr. Panetta pointed out that with a combination of existing nuclear missiles, submarines, drones and special forces, the United … Continue reading

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Rich Guy From Monopoly Surges in Polls

(New York, New York) The Rich Guy From Monopoly has emerged from nowhere as front-runner in the race for the Republican nomination. “If they want a rich guy who’s out of touch with America, why not pick the original?” “Like … Continue reading

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File Sharing Site Megaupload.com Shut Down for Having Shitty Commercial

(New Zealand) Internet file storage Megauploader founder Kim “DotCom” Schmitz appeared in court today after being arrested for having a shitty music video. “We cannot tolerate this kind of thing.” said FBI Overseas Director Howard Bonner. “We don’t really have … Continue reading

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Rick Perry Drops Out, Forms “Nacho-Texaco” Party

(West Austin, Texas) Gov. Rick Perry announced his withdrawal from the Republican race for President, but simultaneously announced the forming of a new political party, the Nacho Texaco Party. LONG LIVE THE LAND OF OIL AND TASTY SNACKS! “Let’s face … Continue reading

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MLK Memorial Inscription Corrected to Read “WTF???”

                  (Washington, D.C.) After great outcry over the inaccuracy of the quote used on the Martin Luther King, Jr. memorial, the quote has now been changed to “WTF???” The original quote on … Continue reading

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