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Gingrich Announces Candidacy for “Emperor of the Moon”
(Arlington, VA) After announcing his withdrawal from the race for the Republican Presidential race, former speaker Newt Gingrich also revealed his latest political ambition: to become Emperor of the Moon. “There are incredible resources up there. Â Besides the … Continue reading
Santorum Withdraws, But Threatens to Re-enter Any Time
(Gettysburg, Pa) Former Senator Rick Santorum announced today he was withdrawing, but pointed out he would do so gradually, so as not to “leave a mess behind” in the U.S. Presidential race. He also said he would remain “firm” in … Continue reading
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Big Oil: Climate Change Real, Caused by Gays Stirring Up Fires of Hell
(Houston, TX) Executives of major oil companies, backed by a group of snivelling scientist-like experts, announced that they had finally come to the conclusion that climate change was indeed real and caused by humans. But unlike most Earth scientists, who … Continue reading
51% of Internet Traffic Is “Non-Human” and Most of That From Republicans
(Cyberspace) According to security website Incapsula, only 49% of Internet traffic is made up of actual human beings viewing web pages. The other 51% consists of teabaggers, far-right extremists, birthers, and other Republicans posting anti-Obama, anti-Liberal and xenophobic rants. Source
Black Congressman Shot For Wearing Hoodie on House Floor
(Washington, D.C.) Earlier this morning, Congressman and former Black Panther Bobby Rush was shot while wearing a “hoodie” jacket during a speech about Trayvon Martin. Although he has served in Congress since 1993, Rush apparently was mistaken for a thief … Continue reading