Why Viciously Killing People Will Teach Those Who Viciously Kill

Seath Jackson

Seath Jackson

A fifteen-year-old boy was murdered in Florida recently by five teens and one adult.

The boy, Seath Tyler Jackson, was beat and shot to death, his body stuffed inside a sleeping bag and burned in a pit behind a trailer. The motive apparently had something to do with a romance gone bad and bad blood between two teenage boys.

Seath Tyler-Jackson Accused Murders

The Accused Murderers of Seath Tyler-Jackson

Of course this is a horrible crime.  And I think these people probably did it.  But everyone deserves their day in court.

Unfortunately, every time this kind of crime is reported, anonymous posters will typically say something like this:

by <angryposter> April 27, 2011 8:53 PM EDT
What garbage we are raising in this country? I’m sure these particular pieces of worthless garbage have had cots in prison reserved,with their names on them, since the day they entered this world. I’m just so sorry that this poor kid had to be the final nail in the pathetic coffins they used to call their lives.They don’t even deserve jail…it too honorable a place for scum like this.If this was my kid the only goal left in my life would have been to torture and kill every one of them.And I’d smuggle something into court to do it right there in front of everybody.It would be premeditated ..yes..but what jury in the world would convict me?
Jail is letting them off pretty easy IMO!

 

>>I feel your outrage, <angryposter>, but apparently the reason this kid was murdered exactly because these young people decided they had the right to take the life of another human being in order to solve a problem.

We have laws and a criminal justice system in order to deal with anger, hatred and personal disputes.

My feeling is this quite common desire to “torture and kill” is not just the reaction to these horrible events but a direct cause of them.

>>Your idea of smuggling some kind of weapon into a courthouse to kill people is appalling, as is your apparent belief that murderers are “garbage” people who are predestined to commit murder (thus making you feel insulated from any wrong doing) as opposed to angry, illogical human beings who made horrible decisions based on anger (which you would justify for yourself).

I don’t want to torture and kill you, just slap you upside the head.

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Barack Osama Bin Laden: Birthers Were Right

Barack Osama Bin Laden

Barack Osama Bin Laden in Everyday Clothes

This afternoon President Barack Osama Bin Laden released his official birth certificate, admitting he had not been born in Hawaii as he has previously maintained, but in Kandahar, Afghanistan.

In addition, the president has revealed his true name, Barack Osama Bin Laden as well as the fact that he was the mastermind behind the 9-11 attacks.

Barack Osama Bin Laden -  Born in Afghanistan

Barack Osama's Birth Certificate Clearly Shows He Was Born In Afghanistan

Barack Obama Bin Laden's Birth CertificateBarack “Osama is my middle name” Bin Laden – Certificate of Live Birth

 

In the wake of the announcement, Barack Bin Laden has dissolved the United States government and reconstituted it as an Islamic republic as per his pre-9/11 plans.

The only thing left to do is to usher in the One World government so the lizard people from the tenth dimension can take over.  I just wish Trump and those gosh darn birthers hadn’t been so close on my tail.  I had a lot more shenanigans up my sleeve.

And why wouldn’t anyone recognized me behind that ridiculous beard?  I got it for $9.85 at the Halloween Hut at the mall?

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Obama’s Budget Forces Air Force to Hold Bakesale

B52 Bomber

B52 Bomber

In order to help close the budget deficit, President Obama has ordered the Defense Secretary Robert M. Gates to make $400 billion in spending cuts through 2023.

As a result, Gates announced Thursday that the Air Force has been forced to hold a bake sale to buy more bombers.

“The brownies have been moving pretty good. But I have to admit the lemon squares have been something of a disappointment.

Lemon Squares

Air Force Regulation Lemon Squares Part No. LS-52BMX44

“Those were the Joint Chiefs’ idea.  I told them that was more of a specialty item that really only appeals to little old ladies nowadays.  I said stick to brownies, chocolate chip cookies, you know, the basics.”

Democratic and Republic members of the United States House Committee on Armed Services differed on how to run the bake sale.  Republicans wanted to limit the size of the sale and accused Liberal Democrats of spending too much on ingredients.

Republicans complained that they paid for a lot of the sugar and flour when they went shopping, while Democrats countered that most of the baking was done at their house and anyways the Democrats had to do most of the work while Republicans just sat around sampling brownies.

After the bake sale, held at New Jersey’s sprawling McGuire Air Force Base, Gates declared the sale a success, but complained about the increased funding that education would now be receiving.

“I guess teaching kids is important.  But you try baking 68 Billion cookies.  And half of them are burnt on the bottom because someone wasn’t paying attention.  There goes the B-2 Spirit Stealth program.”

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Dems and Republicans: Teacher, Can We Have an Extension?

Democrats and Republicans are acting like spoiled brats asking their teacher for yet another extension on a paper long overdue.

Little Rascals and Miss Crabtree

Please Miss Crabtree, Can We Keep Avoiding Making Real Decisions?

Although the dollar amounts of cuts have more or less been agreed on, and although the amount of the cuts are a very small part of the budget, the Federal Government faces a shutdown, putting an estimated 800,000 federal workers out of work and possibly delaying tax refunds.

Stop being whining crybabies and work out a compromise!

Harry Reid, Crybaby

Harry Reid, Democratic Whiner

John Boehner, Republican Rascal

View My New Video:

Democrat and Republican Rascals in “Deadline Dodgin’ Budget Daze”

 

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Nazi Cakes! Nazi Cakes! Nazi Cakes! Fuck Off!

 

(To the tune of “Nazi Punks” by the Dead Kennedys)

 

Nazi Cake

"Fit for a Fuhrer"

An Austrian baker got in trouble recently for making cakes with swastikas, arms raised in Nazi salutes and other Nazi symbols.

(I’ve heard of “Cake Boss” but never “Cake Fuhrer!”)

In Austria, glorifying Nazism is illegal. In this country, it’s not illegal,  it’s merely stupid and disgusting.

In 1998, A Shoprite in New Jersey refused to make a “”Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler” cake for Adolf Hitler Campbell, the son of Holocaust-denier Heath Campbell.

At the time Campbell said:

“Other kids get their cake,” Campbell complained. “I get a hard time. It’s not fair to my children. How can a name be offensive?”

What other kids? Joe Stalin Junior? Little Pol Pot?

There are limits to free speech. If you want a cake that celebrates the death of 6 million people instead of someone’s birthday, make it yourself. And I hope you choke on it.

(The Campbells lost custody of their kids in 2010.)

Baby Hitler

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