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Monsignor O’Brien Gets Something Off His Chest

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America forgot to pay the bill

Yesterday the United States lost it’s triple A rating for the first time.

“I thought I had payed the damn thing. But when I called for road service they told me the card was no good.”

"Must have run over a nail. That or a debt crisis."

“Now I’m sitting here in a McDonald’s on the turnpike. I’m hoping that Germany or China or somebody will help me out. Otherwise I’m screwed.”

“I looked in the trunk but there’s no spare tire.”

“I left some messages but nobody’s calling me back. Fuck it. I’m going for a chocolate shake.”

"Mmm. I should get stranded more often"

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Meet the New Budget Committee - the Super Friends!

The so-called “Super Committee” made up of Democratic and Republican congresspeople, has just been revealed.

The committee consists of:

Assisting them will be Wendy and Marvin, the Wonder Twins, and for added hilarity, Gleek the monkey (representing the Tea Party) and Wonder Dog.

“We’re ready to fight for truth, justice and the American way,”

Said spokesman Superman bursting through the roof of the capital building.

“We can’t let the far right– I mean Legion of Doom — destroy our country by only catering to the very wealthy.”

The Legion of Doom

“We’re here to defend the weak, the powerless. Â We’re here to kick some budget butt!”