America forgot to pay the bill
“I thought I had payed the damn thing. But when I called for road service they told me the card was no good.”
"Must have run over a nail. That or a debt crisis."
“Now I’m sitting here in a McDonald’s on the turnpike. I’m hoping that Germany or China or somebody will help me out. Otherwise I’m screwed.”
“I looked in the trunk but there’s no spare tire.”
“I left some messages but nobody’s calling me back. Fuck it. I’m going for a chocolate shake.”
"Mmm. I should get stranded more often"
Poor people LOVE McDonald’s! They’d better get used to their dollar menu though. Remember po’ folks: Only 20 returnable cans gets you a Double Cheeseburger!