Google+ Sued by Hugh Gerection, Others Over Real Name Policy

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Google Plus Social Network Discriminates Against The Non-Normal Named

(Geneva) Mr. Hugh Gerection, a vice-mayor of the town of Appenzell is suing Google over its new policy that all users of the new Google+ social networking service use their real names.

“I’ve tried to sign up three times, but three times they denied me because they think my name is fake. I love Google, I use their search engine and apps all the time and I want to connect with other friends too.”

“A lot of my other friends are not going to be allowed on Google+, especially my friends in China like Gang Bang, Long Wang and Hung Far Lo.”

“They’re going to have a big class-action lawsuit on their hands, and we’re going to win. We have a good law-firm: Billham, Fuckham and Split.”

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Nude Woman Found Crawling Up Busy Street in Key West

Nude woman crawling

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A Key West woman is facing charges after she was arrested twice in three days in separate naked, drug-fueled romps on public streets, according to police.

>>Actually, she wasn’t crazy or on drugs. The recession has just made people so poor that they can no longer afford clothes.

Alena Larrazabal, 32, was hospitalized after she was found stark naked crawling down a busy Stock Island street Monday afternoon by a couple of deputies, according to a Monroe County Sheriff’s Office arrest report.

Police say an incoherent Larrazabal was meandering on her hands and knees as cars swerved to avoid hitting her. At one point, she rolled on to her back and spread her legs before continuing her crawl, the report said.

As the deputies tried to get Larrazabal out of harm’s way, she began to fight with them. With the help of some paramedics, they were able to get her strapped down to a stretcher, and she was taken to a nearby hospital for evaluation.

When she became more coherent, Larrazabal told the deputies she’d been on a weekend-long cocaine binge, the report said. Larrazabal is facing charges of disturbing the peace and criminal mischief, the report said.

Two days before her Stock Island arrest, Larrazabal was arrested in Key West in a similar incident, according to a Key West Police report.

Police say they were responding to calls of a nude woman causing a disturbance in a restaurant parking lot shortly after 7 a.m. when they came across Larrazabal, identified that day as Alena Larrazabal Capiro, according to the report.

Police say a naked Larrazabal struggled with deputies who were trying to take her into custody, kicking and spitting at them until she was finally put into the back of a patrol car, the report said.

The officers found a bag with Larrazabal’s clothing and purse, and say they found a plastic baggie with a small amount of marijuana, the report said.

When they questioned her, Larrazabal told the officers she’d been “smoking crack all night,” the report said.

Larrazabal was released into the care of the Lower Keys Medical Center staff.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Nude-Woman-Found-Crawling-Up-Busy-StreetCops-128673883.html?dr

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Newlyweds Steal Food for Reception

Arthur Phillips III, 32, and Brittany M. Lurch, 22

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A newlywed couple is accused of stealing more than $1,000 of merchandise Saturday from a supermarket that police said they intended for their wedding reception later that afternoon.

Police said they found a glass smoking pipe with marijuana residue while searching the couple’s car. The man was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia.

>>Maybe they lied about the reception plans and it was just a really bad case of the munchies.

The value of the stolen items totaled $1,049.26, police said.

Arthur Phillips III, 32, and Brittany M. Lurch, 22, both of Centre Hall, married Aug. 18, and scheduled their wedding reception for 5:30 p.m. Saturday, police said. But at 2:30 p.m., Patton Township police were called to Wegmans supermarket for a report of a retail theft.

They watched the couple on surveillance cameras put items in their shopping cart, and walk out to their car without paying, according to an affidavit filed by police. Police then arrested Phillips and Lurch, who told them the items were intended for their reception.

The couple didn’t make it to the reception. Charged with misdemeanor counts of retail theft and receiving stolen property, Phillips and Lurch remain in Centre County jail in lieu of $2,500 bail.

Police said they found a glass smoking pipe with marijuana residue while searching the couple’s car. Philips was charged with possession of drug paraphernalia.

They each waived their right to a preliminary hearing Wednesday.

Read more: http://www.centredaily.com/2011/08/25/2888840/police-newlyweds-stole-reception.html#storylink=omni_popular#wgt=pop#ixzz1WTMq3Die

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Mayor Bloomberg Promises to Be “Out There With a Mop and Bucket” in Advance of Hurricane Irene

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Mayor Bloomberg: This Time, No Mess.

(New York City) In a press conference today, Mayor Bloomberg promised that the response to Hurricane Irene would be much better than that of the huge blizzard the crippled New York City this past winter.

Mop Bucket

Julio's Mop Bucket

“I’m tired of people thinking of me as some kind of aloof billionaire. I’m going to roll up my sleeves and be out there with the mop and bucket I borrowed from my super, Julio. At least I think his name is Julio. And I think he works in one of my buildings. I’ve got two of them right next to each other. I think.”

“Anyway, I’ve got a mop and bucket. That’s the point.”

“If it doesn’t work, I’m willing to pay for any damages out of my own pocket.”

“Oh, and by the way,” Bloomberg added in his trademark stilted Spanish: “Kwee-da-doo, pizo mo-ha-do.”

Caution Wet Floor / Cuidado Piso Mojado Sign

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Man tries to drive home using feet as brakes

Fred and Barney driving in Fred Flintstone's car

A man in Roseville, MI crashed into four vehicles in his pickup truck after trying to use his feet as brakes.

>>I’m wondering if his feet made that fwupa-fwupa-fwupa Screeeeeek! sound as he tried to stop the damn thing.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44195725/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.Tk_e7zvb9KI

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