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Santorum Withdraws, But Threatens to Re-enter Any Time
(Gettysburg, Pa) Former Senator Rick Santorum announced today he was withdrawing, but pointed out he would do so gradually, so as not to “leave a mess behind” in the U.S. Presidential race. He also said he would remain “firm” in … Continue reading
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Tagged frothy mix of lube and fecal matter, Santorum
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Big Oil: Climate Change Real, Caused by Gays Stirring Up Fires of Hell
(Houston, TX) Executives of major oil companies, backed by a group of snivelling scientist-like experts, announced that they had finally come to the conclusion that climate change was indeed real and caused by humans. But unlike most Earth scientists, who … Continue reading
51% of Internet Traffic Is “Non-Human” and Most of That From Republicans
(Cyberspace) According to security website Incapsula, only 49% of Internet traffic is made up of actual human beings viewing web pages. The other 51% consists of teabaggers, far-right extremists, birthers, and other Republicans posting anti-Obama, anti-Liberal and xenophobic rants. Source
Black Congressman Shot For Wearing Hoodie on House Floor
(Washington, D.C.) Earlier this morning, Congressman and former Black Panther Bobby Rush was shot while wearing a “hoodie” jacket during a speech about Trayvon Martin. Although he has served in Congress since 1993, Rush apparently was mistaken for a thief … Continue reading
Cheney Given Heart Transplant But Denied New Soul
(Heaven) Although 71-year-old former Vice-President Dick Cheney has been successful in finding a heart donor and undergoing a successful transplant after 20 months on the waiting list, God has now denied his request for a new soul. “I just don’t … Continue reading
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Tagged Dick Cheney, God, heart transplant, Iraq, Larry, weapons of mass destruction
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