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Republicans Vow to Make the World Safe for Totally Un-Funky White Dancing

Video by Corey Clark

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“I Was Talking About The American People Being Legitimately Raped by My Party…”

(St. Louis, MO) Rep. Todd Akin made a follow-up appearance on KTVI-TV today to explain his controversial comment that women who are “legitimately raped” do not get pregnant. “I mis-spoke and I’m terribly sorry. What I meant to say was … Continue reading

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Romney Releases Plan for New White House

(La Jolla, California) Presidential candidate Mitt Romney today released his design for a floating White House. “If elected President, the first thing I will do is to move the seat of Presidential power from Washington to a custom-built yacht off … Continue reading

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Release of iPhone 5 Delayed by Lazy Chinese Workers

(Longhua, Shenzhen Provence, China) Apple Computer’s new iPhone has been delayed indefinitely due to the overall laziness of Chinese workers. As Apple spokeswoman Gail Wombat pointed out: “Some investigators claim that workers at the factories where we make our iPhones … Continue reading

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Romney to NAACP: If Elected, I Will Repeal Obama’s Term in Office

(Houston, TX) Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney was booed during a speech today before the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP). The uproar happened when Romney announced that, if elected, he would not only repeal Obamacare, he would … Continue reading

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