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Romney Vow: “One Down, Two to Go”

(Wolfeboro, NH) Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney today released his plan to dominate the world. “We took out Osama. Now Obama and Clinton are next on the list.” “I’m following behind in the polls, but I’m still going to win. … Continue reading

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Fishington Cheesington Obtains Romney’s TurboTax Files From Hacker!

(La Jolla, CA) The Fishington Cheesington Post, with help from the Anonymous hacker group (AKA high school sophomore Billy Pemberton of Peekskill, NY), has obtained Mitt Romney’s 2010 TurboTax files stored on his computer’s hard drive. The fact that Mr. … Continue reading

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Romney: I Will Bring America Prosperity During Last Days of Dying Earth

(Tampa, FL) Mitt Romney laid out his environmental policy at the Republican National Convention last night when he said, “President Obama promised to slow the rise of the oceans, and heal the planet. I promise to help you and your … Continue reading

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Three Early Signs of Dementia

1) Being Clint Eastwood. 2) Being a Republican. 3) Not preparing a speech and talking to imaginary Presidents.

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Condoleezza: Mitt Has Zero Support Amongst Black Voters Because Black Voters Don’t Care About Black Issues

I think the only political analysis we can make of this interview is WTF????

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