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Rapture Preacher: God Talking With Mouth Full

Posted on May 22, 2011 by troutboy

  Harold Camping, the Christian radio broadcaster who predicted the world would end on May 21, 2011 admitted sheepishly from his California radio studio that he had been wrong about the date, but insisted it was only because God had … Continue reading →

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Health Care Plan to Cover Scanning Cats as Well as CAT scans

Posted on May 20, 2011 by troutboy

  Conservative think-tank The Heritage Foundation is up in arms about a little-known provision in the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (or Obamacare as it is prejoritavely called) to cover scanning cats as well as CAT scans. Tucked in … Continue reading →

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Kevorkian: Do Everything to Keep Me Alive, Damn It!

Posted on May 19, 2011 by troutboy

  Jack “Dr. Death” Kevorkian, the assisted suicide advocate has been hospitalized with pneumonia and kidney problems. In an apparent change of heart, the 82-year-old doctor announced that he wanted doctors to take every possible measure to keep him alive. … Continue reading →

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Secretary of Defense Says Pakistan Should “Go To Its Room”

Posted on May 18, 2011 by troutboy

  Secretary of Defense Robert Gates told reporters today that Pakistan should “go to its room.” “Pakistan knew Bin Laden was there.  Don’t tell me it didn’t.  That’s why I sent it up to its room.”   “I realize it was … Continue reading →

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Arrest Warrant Issued for Gaddafi

Posted on May 16, 2011 by troutboy

The International Criminal Court ordered the arrest of Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi Monday, citing attacks on his own citizens and other crimes against humanity. Deputy Barney Fife of Maryberry, NC has been charged with apprehending the suspect. “Now the way … Continue reading →

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