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Google+ Sued by Hugh Gerection, Others Over Real Name Policy

(Geneva) Mr. Hugh Gerection, a vice-mayor of the town of Appenzell is suing Google over its new policy that all users of the new Google+ social networking service use their real names. “I’ve tried to sign up three times, but … Continue reading

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Nude Woman Found Crawling Up Busy Street in Key West

A Key West woman is facing charges after she was arrested twice in three days in separate naked, drug-fueled romps on public streets, according to police. >>Actually, she wasn’t crazy or on drugs. The recession has just made people so … Continue reading

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Newlyweds Steal Food for Reception

A newlywed couple is accused of stealing more than $1,000 of merchandise Saturday from a supermarket that police said they intended for their wedding reception later that afternoon. Police said they found a glass smoking pipe with marijuana residue while … Continue reading

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Mayor Bloomberg Promises to Be “Out There With a Mop and Bucket” in Advance of Hurricane Irene

(New York City) In a press conference today, Mayor Bloomberg promised that the response to Hurricane Irene would be much better than that of the huge blizzard the crippled New York City this past winter. “I’m tired of people thinking … Continue reading

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Man tries to drive home using feet as brakes

A man in Roseville, MI crashed into four vehicles in his pickup truck after trying to use his feet as brakes. >>I’m wondering if his feet made that fwupa-fwupa-fwupa Screeeeeek! sound as he tried to stop the damn thing. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44195725/ns/us_news-weird_news/#.Tk_e7zvb9KI

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