China Mobile Limited Says "Kiss Your Old Cellphone Goodbye"
In a widely expected move, China Mobile Limited announced its takeover of the British Royal Family and the entire UK.
Wang Jianzhou, Executive Director of China Mobile
“We felt this was a good move for the continuing expansion of the company.” Â Mr. Jianzhou said from his office in Hong Kong today.
“Underwriting this elaborate and antiquated pagaent was expensive, but we felt it fit in with our current marketing slogan, “Kiss your old Cellphone Goodbye”
China Mobile Limited is China’s largest mobile telephone company, with more than 600 million subscribers.
“How ironic that Hong Kong, once a colony of England, now becomes its master” Jianzhou chuckled.
“My first order of business is to put up a sign in Hyde Park saying “No Dogs or Englishmen Allowed.”
