“If elected, I’ll take Obama out of the Presidential lineup. George Bush and I will be shmushed together, like when you take a book out of a tightly-packed bookshelf”
(Houston, TX) Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney was booed during a speech today before the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP).
The uproar happened when Romney announced that, if elected, he would not only repeal Obamacare, he would also repeal Obama’s entire candidacy.
“Obama’s whole Presidency will be gone. Just like it never happened. Now that may sound harsh, but let’s face it, he just made a mess of things and it’s for the good of the country.”
“My first act as President will be to fire everybody he hired, rescind all his Executive orders, and put everything back to the way it was after George [Bush] left. Then I’ll burn his Presidential portrait and expunge his name from all official documents.”
“Getting rid of all mentions of him on the Internet will be harder. But instead of hiring government workers to do it, I’ll just shut the whole web down for a while. That will increase security and make it easier to declare martial law and establish Mormonism as the state religion.”
“George Bush was President number 43, so Obama would be out and I would move into slot number 44.”
“It’s not because he’s Black. I saw my Dad march with Martin Luther King. No, I didn’t see him, but I supported his views on Civil Rights. No, I didn’t. In fact, I want to reverse the Civil Rights Act.”
“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be jumping in my tank and driving away.”
