 Guilty of being popular with pop stars and people that like to share video games and porn. |
 "I am guilty of nothing. Except having really poor rap skills." |
(New Zealand) Internet file storage Megauploader founder Kim “DotCom” Schmitz appeared in court today after being arrested for having a shitty music video.
“We cannot tolerate this kind of thing.” said FBI Overseas Director Howard Bonner. “We don’t really have a problem with people making money from hosting a bunch of files that are probably pirated or illegal. But when some fat bastard makes a shitty commercial about it starring some pop stars, that’s too much.”
“New provisions in the SOPA and PIPA bills may allow us to specifically shut down any site that tries to use celebrities and repetitive lyrics to market viral videos.”
“Who give a fuck about intellectual property. Now I can’t get that song out of my head.
