U.S. President Obama and Pakistani President Zardari Call it Off
Last night, at approximately 6PM Eastern time and 3AM Karachi time, Pakistani President Asif Ali Zardari broke up with U.S. President Barack Obama by text message.
There was no official announcement of the breakup, but  unnamed intelligence sources leaked the following transcript:
Zardari: “So done w you. How could you invde my cntry like that?”
Obama: “Please lets talk when u r sober”
Zadari: “Not drunk just 2M2H”
Obama: “?”
Zadari: “2 much 2 handle hurt angry”
Obama “Had to invde cuz OBL plnd 911”
Zadari: “Leave hm out”
Obama: “Not fault ISI [Pakistan’s Inter-Services Intelligence] had HUB”
Zadari:  “U brok my <3”
Obama: “Plz  listen”
Zadari: “IDGAF MFÂ Im out EOM”
Immediately after the exchange, according to the same unnamed sources, Obama was seen in the Oval Office, weeping and playing the same Itunes playlist over and over again.
