{"id":947,"date":"2012-08-17T22:20:53","date_gmt":"2012-08-18T02:20:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=947"},"modified":"2012-08-17T22:20:53","modified_gmt":"2012-08-18T02:20:53","slug":"romney-releases-plan-for-new-white-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2012\/08\/17\/romney-releases-plan-for-new-white-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Romney Releases Plan for New White House"},"content":{"rendered":"
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1,000 feet of living space, room for 80 passengers and the capacity to strap 25 dogs on the top.<\/p><\/div>\n

(La Jolla, California) Presidential candidate Mitt Romney today released his design for a floating White House.<\/p>\n

“If elected President, the first thing I will do is to move the seat of Presidential power from Washington to a custom-built yacht off the coast of California.<\/p>\n

“This will accomplish several things. First, It will be more comfortable that that pathetic shack Obama’s in which is, frankly, not as roomy as any of my three homes.”<\/p>\n

“Secondly, it will allow me to visit all that offshore money I’ve got and the jobs I’ve outsourced.”<\/p>\n

“Thirdly, and most importantly, since the yacht will be anchored in international waters, I will rule as President-for-life with unlimited powers, forever.”<\/p>\n

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“Stand back 99%ers or I’ll blast ye right out of the water.”<\/p><\/div>\n

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to test out the naval guns I’ve installed to repel pirates and disgruntled and starving poor people.”<\/p>\n

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“If only we had voted for Obama!”<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

(La Jolla, California) Presidential candidate Mitt Romney today released his design for a floating White House. “If elected President, the first thing I will do is to move the seat of Presidential power from Washington to a custom-built yacht off … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,135],"tags":[584,331,88],"class_list":["post-947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political-comedy","category-troutboysblog","tag-floating-white-house","tag-presidential-election","tag-romney"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}