{"id":928,"date":"2012-07-11T23:46:55","date_gmt":"2012-07-12T03:46:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=928"},"modified":"2012-07-11T23:46:55","modified_gmt":"2012-07-12T03:46:55","slug":"romney-to-naacp-if-elected-i-will-repeal-obamas-term-in-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2012\/07\/11\/romney-to-naacp-if-elected-i-will-repeal-obamas-term-in-office\/","title":{"rendered":"Romney to NAACP: If Elected, I Will Repeal Obama’s Term in Office"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Mitt

“If elected, I’ll take Obama out of the Presidential lineup. George Bush and I will be shmushed together, like when you take a book out of a tightly-packed bookshelf”<\/p><\/div>\n

(Houston, TX) Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney was booed during a speech today before the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP).<\/p>\n

The uproar happened when Romney announced that, if elected, he would not only repeal Obamacare, he would also repeal Obama’s entire candidacy.<\/p>\n

\"Presidents<\/p>\n

“Obama’s whole Presidency will be gone. Just like it never happened. Now that may sound harsh, but let’s face it, he just made a mess of things and it’s for the good of the country.”<\/p>\n

“My first act as President will be to fire everybody he hired, rescind all his Executive orders, and put everything back to the way it was after George [Bush] left. Then I’ll burn his Presidential portrait and expunge his name from all official documents.”<\/p>\n

“Getting rid of all mentions of him on the Internet will be harder. But instead of hiring government workers to do it, I’ll just shut the whole web down for a while. That will increase security and make it easier to declare martial law and establish Mormonism as the state religion.”<\/p>\n

“George Bush was President number 43, so Obama would be out and I would move into slot number 44.”<\/p>\n

“It’s not because he’s Black. I saw my Dad march with Martin Luther King. No, I didn’t see him, but I supported his views on Civil Rights. No, I didn’t. In fact, I want to reverse the Civil Rights Act.”<\/p>\n

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be jumping in my tank and driving away.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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