{"id":926,"date":"2012-07-08T23:42:51","date_gmt":"2012-07-09T03:42:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=926"},"modified":"2012-07-08T23:42:51","modified_gmt":"2012-07-09T03:42:51","slug":"republicans-release-obamas-zombie-plan-to-dominate-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2012\/07\/08\/republicans-release-obamas-zombie-plan-to-dominate-the-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Republicans Release Obama&#8217;s Zombie Plan to Dominate the World"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_927\" style=\"width: 480px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-927\" src=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/obamaEatsKidsFingers.jpg\" alt=\"Obama Eats Baby&#039;s Finger\" title=\"Obama Eats Baby&#039;s Finger\" width=\"470\" height=\"310\" class=\"size-full wp-image-927\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/obamaEatsKidsFingers.jpg 470w, https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/obamaEatsKidsFingers-300x197.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-927\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Num, Num, Num.  Zombie Hungry!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>(Washington, D.C.) Speaker of the House John Boehner today released documentary proof that not only was Obama not born in the U.S., he is also a far-left socialist and a a zombie with plans to dominate the world by eating all the children.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Obama is ruining this country.  He is fiscally irresponsible.  He is running up the deficit.  And he apparently does not know the difference between baby fingers and chicken fingers.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;In November we have a choice.  Between a man who, admittedly, doesn&#8217;t care about if your children have the health care you need and one who wants them to be as healthy as possible.  So they are nice and juicy.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Washington, D.C.) Speaker of the House John Boehner today released documentary proof that not only was Obama not born in the U.S., he is also a far-left socialist and a a zombie with plans to dominate the world by eating &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2012\/07\/08\/republicans-release-obamas-zombie-plan-to-dominate-the-world\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc-funny-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=926"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}