{"id":92,"date":"2011-04-27T17:39:12","date_gmt":"2011-04-27T21:39:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=92"},"modified":"2011-08-06T22:17:06","modified_gmt":"2011-08-07T02:17:06","slug":"barack-osama-bin-laden-birthers-were-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2011\/04\/27\/barack-osama-bin-laden-birthers-were-right\/","title":{"rendered":"Barack Osama Bin Laden: Birthers Were Right"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Barack Osama Bin Laden in Everyday Clothes<\/p><\/div>\n

This afternoon President Barack Osama Bin Laden released his official birth certificate, admitting he had not been born in Hawaii as he has previously maintained, but in Kandahar, Afghanistan.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

In addition, the president has revealed his true name, Barack Osama Bin Laden as well as the fact that he was the mastermind behind the 9-11 attacks.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Barack Osama's Birth Certificate Clearly Shows He Was Born In Afghanistan<\/p><\/div>\n

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\"Barack<\/a>Barack “Osama is my middle name” Bin Laden – Certificate of Live Birth <\/dt>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n

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In the wake of the announcement, Barack Bin Laden has dissolved the United States government and reconstituted it as an Islamic republic as per his pre-9\/11 plans.<\/p>\n

The only thing left to do is to usher in the One World government so the lizard people from the tenth dimension can take over.\u00c2\u00a0 I just wish Trump and those gosh darn birthers hadn’t been so close on my tail.\u00c2\u00a0 I had a lot more shenanigans up my sleeve.<\/p>\n

And why wouldn’t anyone recognized me behind that ridiculous beard?\u00c2\u00a0 I got it for $9.85 at the Halloween Hut at the mall?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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