{"id":796,"date":"2012-03-03T01:59:03","date_gmt":"2012-03-03T06:59:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/?p=796"},"modified":"2012-03-03T01:59:03","modified_gmt":"2012-03-03T06:59:03","slug":"children-and-teachers-eliminated-from-schools-deemed-unprofitable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2012\/03\/03\/children-and-teachers-eliminated-from-schools-deemed-unprofitable\/","title":{"rendered":"Children and Teachers Eliminated from Schools: Deemed Unprofitable"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_798\" style=\"width: 650px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/successStudentAndTeacher.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-798\" src=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/successStudentAndTeacher.png\" alt=\"Stress Academy Student and Teacher\" title=\"Stress Academy Student and Teacher\" width=\"640\" height=\"346\" class=\"size-full wp-image-798\" srcset=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/successStudentAndTeacher.png 640w, https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/successStudentAndTeacher-300x162.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-798\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Stress Academy Student and Teacher Are Under the Gun &quot;Test Test Test&quot;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Stress Academy Superintendent Eva Brown and her hedge fund husband Eric Grannels made the bold move of ridding their charter schools of all students and teachers.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They were cutting into our profits.&#8221; Noted Brown.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This way there will be more money for computers and buildings.  We are building a school of the Future!  A Great and Shining School of the World that will ONE DAY RULE THE EARTH!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry.  Sometimes I get carried away.  Now if you excuse me, I must get back to my bunker&#8211;I mean office.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stress Academy Superintendent Eva Brown and her hedge fund husband Eric Grannels made the bold move of ridding their charter schools of all students and teachers. &#8220;They were cutting into our profits.&#8221; Noted Brown. &#8220;This way there will be more &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/2012\/03\/03\/children-and-teachers-eliminated-from-schools-deemed-unprofitable\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[135],"tags":[461,139,42],"class_list":["post-796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-troutboysblog","tag-charter-schools","tag-education","tag-new-york-city"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fishandcheese.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}